This article focuses on the good Washington, who, history tells us, never owned a husky or a malamute and was a Virginia Cavaliers fan. 😁

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He Had A Big Butt, No Lie: George Washington’s Athleticis...

Pitching the bar. Nine-pin bowling. Sports in 1776 were an odd collection of endeavors, but their influence can be found in what we play today.

Reading the above well-researched and well-written article proves once again:

There is nothing new under the Sun.

Never underestimate a well developed glute

I heard Benedict Arnold saw George in the Colonial changing cabins and realized that he would never become a varsity athlete. So he switched sides.