woundedknees

OMG!!! Orgeron to UW!

If he wasn't good enough for Willie the T, might he be an OKG?

Or, as Sylvester and Daffy might quip, "Thilly Theathon?" (with extra spit thrown in...) Let's not get hasty pulling the trigger!

Hmmm, Lincoln Tagg..., err, Willie Ri... ? I' so confused!

Maybe, the bbq Turkey fumes are getting to me... Sitting here on a Sunday afternoon pondering the future. If one of the Duck's current Red Shirt QBs can manage Caleb Williams type production next season, Oregon will have a pretty deadly offense... I would much rather one our guys like Thompson or Butterfield (I am pretty much convinced Ashford is too much of a prospect, but what do I know?) I hope the coaches don't need to bring in another transfer. On that note, JM has been mentioned as a second tier Oklahoma possibility. Obviously, he may not be interested in that type of opportunity, but I have the feeling he is more likely to leave than Mario. Wonder if David Yost would be interested in returning as coordinator/QB coach, should Moorehead bolt for more lugubrious climes?

Darn the statistics!

Un-flipping believable!

Dad gummit! First Sewell, now Thibs??? This is not right!

Apricot sauce... sweet, not too spicy, but mellows the bitter aftertaste. Cleanse the pallet with Glenlivet or Jameson... or Cazadores, if that's your thing.

The Foggy Bottom Blowout

That's why the weasel invented heli-crootin'!

For the fuskies, the outcome of the Crapple Cup was a Cat-Ass Trophy!

THAT had to burn a little!

USC alum (The idea of the years of being dominated by the spoiled br... , er, children still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth...) will not be satisfied with any coach who cannot stem the flood of recruits bleeding out of the SoCal for points north and east, let alone, 25 minutes to the west!

FIFW...

Nothing civil about WAR!

"An Uncivil Discourse"

OMG... Logic? How could you?

That cat is far more attractive than the pirate...

SNORTS lukewarm coffee up snoz... (I was prepared for the punchline!)

The current iteration of USS Oregon is a submarine, christened on 10/5/2019... Virginia Class, Nuclear Attack Sub. I think it's still Advantage: OREGON

The positive impact of a corrective action is amplified when acknowledgement of a job well done is there when appropriate.

Takes a Lickin' and keeps on...

Many of you are too young to remember the taste of defeat suffered at the hands of pre-1994 be-Fuddleskie teams... And hopefully will NEVER experience the joy it helped create when the words, "Kenny Wheaton's Gonna Score!!!", resounded through the hearts, minds, nee', even the very souls of Duck fans everywhere. Too many years of bitter defeat, and Fuskie arrogance, which for some of us, will never become 'water under the bridge'. To give an idea how bad it was, our beloved home, Autzen Stadium, was PURPLE that day. The Duck Diehards were vastly outnumbered by the Fuskie faithful who traveled down I-5 in a virtual caravan, a purple wave, flags waving, crashing on the shores of Eugene, breaching the walls of our fortress, and leaving behind a nearly annual flood of bitter despair... The road to Autzen looked like an immigrant surge overwhelming the minds of Duck fans everywhere. And then... "Kenny Wheaton's Gonna Score!!!", and years of pain and regret experienced the beginning of a cleansing purge. For historical context, think of it like our, "Remember the Alamo", moment, when the Ducks channeled a small, ragtag band of Texicans, capturing General Santa Ana, and taking back their land (Yeah, I know... HYPerBOLe", but guys like FD get the analogy, I'm sure!) It will always be a rivalry to those of us who experienced the tidal shift in the hopes and dreams of Duckdom that day! It's payback time, baby!