BeaverStateDuck

Punter will be mvp tonight. At least I won't miss anything if I nod off.

Ok, enough is enough. Put Akili in. Let the mascot call plays. Can't really do worse. I have more yards walking to the bathroom tonight.

Just woke up from my old man nap. Did we win? What day is this? Where are my teeth?

Really need a win. Playoff door still open, lots of top teams losing today. And considering how many Ducks opponents are/were/could be top 25 teams, 2 losses not a death sentence. Release the quackin'.

Ducks manage to get history's first negative score. Nebraska wins 40 to minus 10 0 sacks 0 turnovers 1 yard passing

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not an offensive coordinator.

Seems like this year all the weaker teams Ducks were going to play ended up being good teams. Except Portland State, of course.

Ducks win 55-22 O turnovers 1 sack 333 yards passing O dirty hits

I hope one of the Ducks RBs pulls a 2012 Kenjon Barner on the Trojans.

Oregon wins: 24-20 1 Turnover 2 Sacks 194 Yards Passing

It is nice to see the back ups do more than just run the clock down like in most blowouts. So many boring 3rd and 4th quarters we've endured.

My TV is appreciating not getting yelled at tonight. I was pretty hard on it last week.

Portland State wins 133-0 0 Turnovers 0 Sacks minus 82 Yards Passing This time the Ducks will exceed my expectations!

Never thought I'd consider Portland State a serious threat.

Well, then again...