1 hour ago1 hr Moderator No. A few thoughts on Week Number 2, while hoping that Drew Mestemaker pleads poverty and refuses to pay for new goalposts. 🤬---Tony, you can't find a better opening act than the Scarlet Knights?---Saturday afternoon, early September in Stillwater.Rob, you don't need a weatherman to know which way this scheduling blows.---ESecPN cutting from the Oregon at OK State game, confirmed where the B12 stands in the World Wide Leader's broadcast pecking order.---Paraphrase. "Except for Indiana, Ohio State, and Oregon, the Big Ten sucks."The not-so-saintly Nick Saban. Perhaps he should have included Michigan?0-2 - Bama's record against Michigan in the last two games, including Jimmy Harbaugh and Michigan coming up Roses against Nick. 😍(But so far in 2026, Nick is not wrong. 🤬)---B1G Noon sign - My 00.01 High School GPA was good enough to get me into Oklahoma.---I don't always drink beer, but after watching the Go Ducks advertisement, when I do, I drink Modelo. 😁 This ad was the best part of Saturday afternoon.---Rob, you don't schedule Boise State, and please don't schedule Tulsa. 🤬Mario opened against Stanford on the road and home against the FAMU Rattlers. I'm reasonably certain that against the same 'competition,' OBD would be 2-0.---Good luck, Lane. You handled Portal-Putz Dabo, defeated LA Tech, and will defeat Take a McKnee State.However, at No. 8 Ole Miss, No. 9 Texas A&M, at Kentucky, Mississippi State, at Auburn, No. 10 Alabama, No. 1 Texas, at 15 Tennessee, and at Arkansas.HMMMMMMM? 😁---This week, Oxford, Mississippi, broke the record for golf ball sales.---Rob, FYI.Indiana 56 - Howie-R-U Zip -The Hoosiers move up from No. 5 to No. 4.Buckeyes 23 - Texas 24 -The Ohio State University drops from No. 1 to No. 6.Just Sayin.---Michigan's overpaid QB is better than Oklahoma's overpaid QB. 🤑---Florida State cannot afford to fire Mike Norvell (or pay the electric bill), so the Seminoles scalped the AD. Will the interim AD help FSU cover Alabama -20.5?---I get a kick out of the CyHawk game.Iowa 16 - Iowa State 13. Third year in a row that a walk-on kicker from the great state of Iowa walked off with a victory.Ryan Day - Better find a walk-on kicker from Ohio. Chip-shot FG missed in the B1G championship game. Gimme FG missed vs. Miami.Saturday - 45-yard FG for the winning points in Austin, Texas?Sorry to use this expression, Oregon fans, but that was definitely a Duck-Hook.---The Portland State Vikings +58.5. Take the points?---Kent State +52.5. Will Lou Holtz and Nick Saban's Kent State Golden Flashers, er, Flashes, cover against an Ohio State team that historically bucked up in Austin?---USC -23.5. 3-7 is missing Linc Riley's record on the road in the Big Ten. He can't possibly lose in Pisscastaway Saturday, right?---B1G Week (Weak?) 4 - Will GameDay be in LA, or will it be an SEC 4-for-4 in Athens, Georgia?I'm reasonably certain that GameDay will not be in Pisscastaway for the Rutgers vs. How- (about visiting for a million dollars of Greg Schiano's money) ard game.What is Rutgers doing with the lucre? How much does it cost for a half-decent horse, oats, and a squire to polish the armor?As the pundits say: These guys invented college football and have been trying to forget it since November 6, 1869.If the Scarlet Knights don't take down Howie, is relegation a possibility?---Wanna kill Gophers?Sandy McFiddish and Bill Murray should have hired the Mississippi State Bulldog.---Holy Cody Campbell! Don't look now, but Oregon State could be the best team in the Beaver State. 🤪---It's September, so Maryland is 2-0 but far from a Lock to beat VA Tech and the relegated Jimmy Franklin.---What are you doing, Bob Chesney? Before long, people will know there's another football team in LA.If you have to pay palimony, why not punch the Cal-Pal.---Sorry, UW, no offense.---Cheer Up Ducks Fans! 83.34% of the season remains to be played.Vanquish the Vikings and get ready to Odysseus the Trojans!
42 minutes ago42 min Author Moderator No. A Bit More Serious Look From Week 2 - Like the Coaches and AP Polls, Ohio State is dropped by ESPN from No. 1 to No. 6 - ESPN will, of course, be first in line to whine about all of the crummy OOC games -https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49895966/2026-college-football-power-rankings-top-25
32 minutes ago32 min Moderator No. 42 minutes ago, Jon Joseph said:Vanquish the Vikings and get ready to Odysseus the Trojans!Ulysses’ use of skillful deceit allowed the Greeks to sack Troy. His game plan? Make them think they’d quit. I doubt that will be Dan’s approach.
31 minutes ago31 min No. 😖My best smiley face this week , Jon. It’s not you . It’s those damn Ducks and their herders that give me constipation.Go Ducks.
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