20 hours ago20 hr Moderator No. A few thoughts on Week Number 2, while hoping that Drew Mestemaker pleads poverty and refuses to pay for new goalposts. 🤬---Tony, you can't find a better opening act than the Scarlet Knights?---Saturday afternoon, early September in Stillwater.Rob, you don't need a weatherman to know which way this scheduling blows.---ESecPN cutting from the Oregon at OK State game, confirmed where the B12 stands in the World Wide Leader's broadcast pecking order.---Paraphrase. "Except for Indiana, Ohio State, and Oregon, the Big Ten sucks."The not-so-saintly Nick Saban. Perhaps he should have included Michigan?0-2 - Bama's record against Michigan in the last two games, including Jimmy Harbaugh and Michigan coming up Roses against Nick. 😍(But so far in 2026, Nick is not wrong. 🤬)---B1G Noon sign - My 00.01 High School GPA was good enough to get me into Oklahoma.---I don't always drink beer, but after watching the Go Ducks advertisement, when I do, I drink Modelo. 😁 This ad was the best part of Saturday afternoon.---Rob, you don't schedule Boise State, and please don't schedule Tulsa. 🤬Mario opened against Stanford on the road and home against the FAMU Rattlers. I'm reasonably certain that against the same 'competition,' OBD would be 2-0.---Good luck, Lane. You handled Portal-Putz Dabo, defeated LA Tech, and will defeat Take a McKnee State.However, at No. 8 Ole Miss, No. 9 Texas A&M, at Kentucky, Mississippi State, at Auburn, No. 10 Alabama, No. 1 Texas, at 15 Tennessee, and at Arkansas.HMMMMMMM? 😁---This week, Oxford, Mississippi, broke the record for golf ball sales.---Rob, FYI.Indiana 56 - Howie-R-U Zip -The Hoosiers move up from No. 5 to No. 4.Buckeyes 23 - Texas 24 -The Ohio State University drops from No. 1 to No. 6.Just Sayin.---Michigan's overpaid QB is better than Oklahoma's overpaid QB. 🤑---Florida State cannot afford to fire Mike Norvell (or pay the electric bill), so the Seminoles scalped the AD. Will the interim AD help FSU cover Alabama -20.5?---I get a kick out of the CyHawk game.Iowa 16 - Iowa State 13. Third year in a row that a walk-on kicker from the great state of Iowa walked off with a victory.Ryan Day - Better find a walk-on kicker from Ohio. Chip-shot FG missed in the B1G championship game. Gimme FG missed vs. Miami.Saturday - 45-yard FG for the winning points in Austin, Texas?Sorry to use this expression, Oregon fans, but that was definitely a Duck-Hook.---The Portland State Vikings +58.5. Take the points?---Kent State +52.5. Will Lou Holtz and Nick Saban's Kent State Golden Flashers, er, Flashes, cover against an Ohio State team that historically bucked up in Austin?---USC -23.5. 3-7 is missing Linc Riley's record on the road in the Big Ten. He can't possibly lose in Pisscastaway Saturday, right?---B1G Week (Weak?) 4 - Will GameDay be in LA, or will it be an SEC 4-for-4 in Athens, Georgia?I'm reasonably certain that GameDay will not be in Pisscastaway for the Rutgers vs. How- (about visiting for a million dollars of Greg Schiano's money) ard game.What is Rutgers doing with the lucre? How much does it cost for a half-decent horse, oats, and a squire to polish the armor?As the pundits say: These guys invented college football and have been trying to forget it since November 6, 1869.If the Scarlet Knights don't take down Howie, is relegation a possibility?---Wanna kill Gophers?Sandy McFiddish and Bill Murray should have hired the Mississippi State Bulldog.---Holy Cody Campbell! Don't look now, but Oregon State could be the best team in the Beaver State. 🤪---It's September, so Maryland is 2-0 but far from a Lock to beat VA Tech and the relegated Jimmy Franklin.---What are you doing, Bob Chesney? Before long, people will know there's another football team in LA.If you have to pay palimony, why not punch the Cal-Pal.---Sorry, UW, no offense.---Cheer Up Ducks Fans! 83.34% of the season remains to be played.Vanquish the Vikings and get ready to Odysseus the Trojans!
20 hours ago20 hr Author Moderator No. A Bit More Serious Look From Week 2 - Like the Coaches and AP Polls, Ohio State is dropped by ESPN from No. 1 to No. 6 - ESPN will, of course, be first in line to whine about all of the crummy OOC games -https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49895966/2026-college-football-power-rankings-top-25
20 hours ago20 hr Moderator No. 42 minutes ago, Jon Joseph said:Vanquish the Vikings and get ready to Odysseus the Trojans!Ulysses’ use of skillful deceit allowed the Greeks to sack Troy. His game plan? Make them think they’d quit. I doubt that will be Dan’s approach.
20 hours ago20 hr No. 😖My best smiley face this week , Jon. It’s not you . It’s those damn Ducks and their herders that give me constipation.Go Ducks.
17 hours ago17 hr No. 58.5? I am still a Duck fan for life, but definitely betting under for that game. Yes we should blow them out, but by 8 TDs with this year's O and D?
15 hours ago15 hr No. My Grandfather arrived in Oregon by driving a herd of cattle from near Stillwater to Montana, trading them for a herd of horses, then proceeded to Sweethome, Oregon, before settling 30 miles from Eugene... He never went back to that "H3ll Hole" (his words, not mine).Wise man!
14 hours ago14 hr Author Moderator No. 1 hour ago, woundedknees said:My Grandfather arrived in Oregon by driving a herd of cattle from near Stillwater to Montana, trading them for a herd of horses, then proceeded to Sweethome, Oregon, before settling 30 miles from Eugene... He never went back to that "H3ll Hole" (his words, not mine).Wise man!Sometimes, you just get lucky, and hopefully, like Grand Dad, you make a move that turns out to be just Duckey! 😍It's not how you start. It's how you finish!
1 hour ago1 hr No. I'm still burping up the turducken lunch from Saturday. Was the meal thoroughly cooked? Was it the turkey, duck, or chicken that made us sick? All three? 🤑
55 minutes ago55 min Moderator No. 19 hours ago, Jon Joseph said:ESecPN cutting from the Oregon at OK State gameCan't thank them enough.I was away from home and when I saw the delay. So, when I went to extend the recording time, I saw the US Open was on after the game and knew Heidi-the-Jet-fan was in the audience. I then figured the ghost of Champange Larry was a real thing T and that a change in channels was going to happen.
53 minutes ago53 min Moderator No. 19 hours ago, Washington Waddler said:Ulysses’ use of skillful deceit allowed the Greeks to sack TroyI hope our rope-a-dope in Stillwater will do the trick.
44 minutes ago44 min No. In 1994 Oregon lost their first two games, and "Ditch Rich" flyers appeared on windshields of cars at Autzen. That was also the year of "The Pick" and Oregon's first trip to the Rose Bowl in 35 years.
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