Dr Hilarius

💯 I can’t wait to see the BiG D stats after 4 PAC offenses join the fray. And I can’t wait to see OBD’s D stats after a slate of boring BiG offenses.

Almost as sad as not getting to see Sabrina, Ruthy, and Satou win their ring.

Great post! I nitpick one point… PK’s relationship w UO is not luck. PK came to UO because of its long and rich athletic history. PK started Nike w his track coach at UO. It was Belotti’s fated trip to the ‘94/5 Rose Bowl that brought PK back into the fold.

While he’s only a 3-star, stars are less relevant to linemen. The stars represent potential for immediate impact. A lot of linemen need better nutrition and weight training to reach their potential. But you can’t teach size and brains. And this guy’s enthusiasm is a big plus—he’ll work hard and be a great teammate.

Baby Doll …as in, “Oh, Baby Doll, you didn’t think you actually had a chance to win, did you? There there.”

Think of it this way… If Dante Moore had been a Helfrich recruit, we would have all been in breathless anticipation when he committed. Instead, I was excited about and focused on DG, and DM landed as an incredible bonus.

What leverage do we have to force the SEC to stop cheating? There’s no question their scheduling helps them. What is forcing the B1G to have 9 conference games? Why not take our own initiative and go to 8 conference games?

Great insight!

I 💯 agree @Charles Fischer For me, it’s because in the past there were so few blue-chips interested in OBD, that anyone who had us as a finalist was a big deal. Now we have several blue-chip options at every position, so not much to worry about. And the portal is so fun because there’re all these great players I’ve never heard of. I especially love the transfers from obscure lower division schools. You know if DL and crew want them, they must be badasses. The portal doesn’t have as much hype as HS recruiting and the recruiting periods are way shorter. I often don’t even know someone has entered the portal until they’ve committed.

I hadn’t thought of this—but I like it!

dude—when i was at UO, we had quarter nights—beer was free until someone had to pee…

Wow—FPI sure loves OBD!

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“… nonstop flights from Eugene to Austin.” Keep Eugene weird. 😍

This seems like another AI article.

I think the diff now is that social media gives the creeps access to the athletes that the creeps never had before, and NIL makes creeps feel entitled to that access.

I think Deion is a bit of a helicopter parent.

The last visit always wins.

Kelly would 💯 discriminate based on physical appearances… …like the size of your hands, the length of your arms. Kelly couldn’t care less about the color of your skin.

The Pac-2’s only value is the After Dark time slot. They could plan it so that all the OSU and WSU home games start at 7pm.

I love winning recruiting battles against CK. ♥️

Ole Miss is Kiffin’s new Last Chance U. It _might_ be admirable but is just as likely to be sketch.

It’s been 20 years since I worked in Oregon, but 20 years ago, Oregon’s payroll taxes were significantly higher than California’s.

Thanks, @Charles Fischer! Trojan tears are my favorite!! 😻

“ They addressed positions of need better than any other program this cycle. Grade: A+” GO DL!!